You should see what Driver has been doing since you left. He’s gone absolutely insane. I’d be more worried, but I’ve been getting so pampered that I’m gonna try to ignore it.
But seriously. Batshit insane.
First, look at me. That’s some clean paint! I even got polished. I can’t remember the last polish job. Little Driver helped too. She got my wheels so clean. Remember when they were your wheels?
Then Driver cleaned the garage. CLEAN. Every shelf. Every corner. He washed the floor for poop sake! Washed. The. FLOOR.
Look at our tire rack. It’s clean and organized and bolted to the wall! You can’t see the workbench or spares corner, but that’s all clean too. He took like eight garbage bags out of here.
Today he changed the oil in the air compressor.
Driver is going crazy. It’s good that you’re on vacation. Save yourself. You don’t wanna be here.
Hope summer camp is fun! Miss you big brother!